Table of Content

• 200 divisions from death
• 200 divisions from death - part 2
• 207 with SMB
• a break in the human energy field
• a is for ambush
• A quest to destabilize the world using the saxophone
• AGTI Admissions office considers applicant's history of wearing animal suits
• AGTI teaches paramecium gestures and movements
• all things striped
• Almondo claims invention of bebop
• Almondo drives women wild by taking them out in the sunshine
• Amoeba randomly changes its layer status
• an emotional ending
• analysis of conflict
• anatomical theme park
• animal gesture training institute
• animal suit matching
• Animal suits inspire amazing new strengths and weaknesses
• Animals read UD books to their stuffed people
• Another antibiotic strategy Scare bacteria to death using ghost paramecium
• anti-reality television
• antibiotic osmotically explodes bacteria
• Arabian women turn men into zombies
• area 52
• armadillo
• As the Randoms interbreed with other Randoms, randomness declines
• atari
• ATP organs go crazy and reject children
• audition tapes
• autogamy
• Autogamy amplifies the worry gene with each generation
• B
• Battle of the food vacuoles
• battle scene
• beer
• Big words for small things
• bodcasting
• book1
• book10
• book2
• book3
• book4
• book5
• book6
• book7
• book8
• book9
• branches of the evolutionary tree
• caveman had a better life
• celebrity afterlife
• Cellular regression instantly improves tribal harmony
• cellular regression scene
• christmalicia meeting
• Clans of people in similar animal suits driving similar garbage trucks
• color
• condoleezza joins the terrorettes.
• condoleezza rice
• Condoleezza Rice in an elementary school reading A is For Ambush
• continuously beating cilia
• contractile vacuole
• Contractile vacuole allows paramecium to laugh
• crisco factory
• cytoplasm endoplasm
• deep sea fishing with smb
• deep sea microbes
• Dentists graft teeth onto microbes
• devo
• Devo-SM cures fear
• devolution strong methods
• dick cheney's laptop
• Dick Cheney's laptop fills with paramecium after accidental fall into the Potomac
• dictionary
• didinium actual
• Didinium attacks SMB while on the moon
• didinium becomes famous enough to have a celebrity afterlife
• didinium funded tyrants make unknown enemy into KFC
• Didinium offers flowers to prospective prey
• didinium speculation
• diet of worms
• dinner with paramecium and human
• Dopamine Girlz perform autogamy on stage
• E. Coli gets new public image via advertising
• Eating worms, formerly a punishment, is fashionable and nutritious
• ED dance craze
• Editor's note on Wonka
• effervescence, tumescence
• Egyptian girl microbial disease
• encystment
• Energy fields amplified by rhythmic plots
• erectile dysfunction
• eschericia
• everyone knows pretty girls snore
• evil tyrants use bodcasting to assemble miniature zombie armies
• evo
• faces
• false studies on waterweight
• fashion behavior modification
• FBM provides a path back to religion for ill dressed NH residents
• feelgood books pulled from shelves
• finite energy loop
• fisherman’s catch-and-release anthem
• floataway tablets
• Floataway Tablets reduce population
• flowers
• flying to OPSW via space
• food and perception
• food vacuole
• food vacuole comes to the anatomical theme park
• forbidden knowledge
• franklin and the freedom of the seas
• Franklin performs monkey heart transplant on himself twice while in France
• Franklin punishes New Hampshire
• Franklin rules the seas using genetically modified organisms (GMO)
• getting it all together
• Ghost bodcasting from the spirit world
• ghost paramecium
• Government cracks down on how-to books
• government forced contraception for Organelle
• graduation day
• gravity amplifier
• have you ever been married
• helix felix
• high altitude bees
• high altitude bees disguised in food vacuole animal suits
• high-altitude bees sting Joni Mitchell
• history of laughing
• holiday nut case
• home
• hormones
• housewives get high
• how does it feel to regress
• how strong can you get
• how to books
• how to destabilize the world
• how to stop Arabian women from stealing our men
• how to stop worrying
• how to talk like a scientist
• how vital is continuity?
• How-to books for primitive man
• How-to liquefy pit bulls using a modified Nintendo power glove
• How-to use your mister-paramecium-head
• I must not think bad thoughts
• I want that flying saucer
• if you get high enough you can do anything
• index help
• is having a garbage truck cool?
• it takes five lines to draw a spider
• J
• joni mitchell
• kentucky fried anything
• kismet gets high
• La estrategia española
• laugh track contraceptive
• Laughter increases with devolution
• lets cook rumen
• liquefied snowman
• Look out!
• machine suits
• macronucleus
• magic
• magic teeth
• maine pbn
• mantra books
• Mantra books are translated into protozoan
• mapping high altitude bees with MAA
• maria
• Marriage = mutual encystment
• marsha and condi meetup
• Marsha succeeds at failure via reverse promotion
• marsha the martian
• Metrosexual Tontonics pickup strategy (MTPS)
• micro girlz
• Microbes get high
• micronucleus
• Microphones hidden in the stomachs of cows record a dialect identical to Tontonics
• microscope video transcoding
• Microscopic garbage trucks
• mister paramecium head
• mister paramecium head fashion craze
• modern forms of music
• monkey heart cure
• monodinium condominium
• more of almondo
• motion analysis algorithms
• Mummies reanimated via sex
• mushroom
• Music becomes seal dancing via MAA
• music insanity index
• music is tribal
• music lessons
• mystery queen
• neutron
• new music
• new music school
• new pretty girl pull string talking doll
• new school of bebop
• new scientist girls acquire trophy husbands
• New toys make sex sounds when exposed to sunlight
• new toys reproduce when exposed to sunlight
• new york times
• New-Children's-Army uses artificial vaginas to calm down
• news items
• o little town of norway maine
• ocean
• old orchard beach
• Oompa-loompas are the pinnacle of beauty
• Organelle writes the hermaphrodite guide to reproduction
• Organelle’s new Crisco dance
• organicize
• Organs escape the body and survive on their own starting new evolutionary branches
• paramecium contractile vacuoles are actually mouths
• Paramecium dancers
• paramecium in the beer
• paramecium laughter
• Paramecium learns to like new Crisco
• Paramecium loses fashion sense as it edges toward 200
• paramecium proscenium
• paramecium secret adventure
• Paul & Ellen achieve success via reverse promotion
• Paul and Ellen develop superhuman strength
• pellicle
• people
• people linked by love of Crisco
• People remember striped experiences even though there were no stripes involved
• physical equivalent of hyperlinks?
• physiologic suitability
• Pictures of Joni Mitchell in a state of high osmotic pressure
• Pit bulls achieve geometric rates of reproduction using autogamy
• play post office with Google translator
• plot holes
• plot vectors
• plots
• Plots encyst when their idea supplies are depleted
• plots, left to their own devices
• political evolution
• portland phoenix
• possible plot links
• pre devo
• press kit
• preying mantis
• primal seduction
• print ads
• Programmable pit bulls limit antisocial behavior (ASB) in small towns
• protozoan fashion design
• Protozoan kids
• pull string talking doll world
• pull string talking toy protozoa
• Purposelessness achieved using Floataway Tablets
• rainbow stuffed people
• random pairings
• Randoms cured but now speak Tontonics
• Randoms reinvent Crisco again
• recipe generator
• redacted
• reproduction
• resistance choregraphs SMB moon trip
• resistdance choregraphs SMB moon trip
• Resourceful families make insects into KFC using KFA method
• Retro housewives sew protective pellicles
• reversal of beauty
• reverse Darwinism
• reverse promotion schemes
• rhythmic plots
• sandy clam
• sandy clam church
• saxophone
• schoolmarms-in-the-bedroom as a contraceptive
• seal dance derived from MAA of intoxicated seals
• Seal dancers rumble with the Watusi tribe
• seal dancing
• seal dancing with the randoms
• secret documents left around the neighborhood at night
• seedlings
• Serious injuries lead to special powers
• Sex is better after cellular regression
• sexual encounter with an Arabian woman
• single bean feeds entire world
• Singles agree to let Ipod shuffle algorithm select prospective mates
• sky water transducers
• smb channel
• SMB discovers didinium cysts while on the moon
• SMB discovers evolutionary numbers
• smb on the moon
• SMB opens for the Dopamine Girlz
• smb population control strategy
• smb visits childrens hospital in boston
• Soldiers in the New-Children's-Army recite nursery rhymes while killing
• space.menu
• spaniards are the first to use devo strong methods for seduction.
• speculation of circular branching in evolutionary tree
• Stalinomics
• structureless community organism
• structureless plots
• stuffed ghost people
• stuffed people
• stupid is cool
• sunshine feels like sex
• survival based devo
• Synchronized paramecium swim out of magic teeth
• synchronized paramecium swimming analysis
• synchronized swimming for paramecia
• T
• t is for trichocyst
• talking heads talk strategy
• temporary liquification
• terror at the atp
• terrorettes
• Terrorettes ride in garbage trucks
• Terrorettes use secret penis neutralization methods to humiliate men
• terrorism is viral
• Terrorist training school is shaped like an actual terrorist
• testing
• THC makes you smarter
• the age of newly found information
• the american dream
• the community organism
• the concert FAQ
• the concert of July 1988
• the conspiritors guide to controlling impossibly large populations
• the end
• the feelgood book
• the flying saucer
• the food channel
• The government links all academic subject matter to terrorism
• the hermaphrodite's guide to reproduction
• the homosexual guide to reproduction
• The Homosexual Guide to Reproduction gets feelgood book award
• The kitchen guide to contraceptives
• the landscape
• the last word
• the new childrens army
• the new christmalicia
• the new cruel shoes
• the new garbage trucks
• the new truck
• the Norway space center
• the painful sex book
• the penis has no conscience
• The penis school, which is shaped like a penis
• the pit bull question
• the plot thickens
• the punishment animal
• the purpose of purposelessness
• the randoms
• The Randoms spend an entire evening happily conversing with microbes
• the revenge of almondo
• the rise and fall of cannibilism
• the ruminator
• the schoolmarm plot
• the search for paramecium
• The small town as microbe model
• the snow-woman
• the spanish strategy
• the sun
• the survival of nature
• the third layer of amoeba
• the unknown enemy
• the upside down book
• the Whoville grinch song
• think tank
• time lapse audio
• titles
• tonight she's egyptian
• Tonto visits chocolate factory
• tontonics
• transparent garbage trucks for sunshine sex
• trichocysts
• Twyla Tharp choreographs SMB moon trip
• UD books distributed free to children in plot to destabilize universe
• Under the microscope, trichocysts are visible in new Crisco
• unscrupulous dentists replace missing magic teeth
• Upside down (UD) protozoan clothes sweep spring fashion scene
• very male or very female
• vesuviass
• vines
• war as a biological process
• wasteful goodness
• we stepped off the train in norway maine
• we're jumping all over the place
• Wearing pellicle allows asexual reproduction
• what should I do?
• what's the point
• where did you go today
• where is the real crisco
• why are the terrorettes scary?
• Why do girls like flowers?
• wikipedia entry
• wild in sunshine
• Women, find themelves transforming
• wonka spinoffs
• word game plots
• You are what you watch
• Z
• zombie ddr
• Zombie DDR choreographed using MAA