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MaineWatch

with Jennifer Rooks

June 21, 2009
Transcript of an interview with the Randoms: Mr. Random, Mrs. Random, Aaron Random, Lulu Random

jr: This is Jennifer Rooks for MaineWatch. I'm here today with a very unusual Maine family. We attempted to visit them at home but the address changes from time to time throughout the day. We couldn't find the house. Fortunately they found us. Good evening Mr. & Mrs. Random. And Jeff?, Kim?, Tina?
mr. r: Yes, we are children.
mrs. r: No Honey, she wants us to introduce our children.
mr. r: To each other?
mrs. r: I'll do it. This is Jason, I mean Aaron. And that's Lulu.
mr. r: I think you mean Kate?
jr: Don't you have three children? I see three fine looking youngsters on the couch.
mrs. r: Are we a jumping zebra? in the room?
lulu: Mom?
jr: Tell us about yourselves.
aaron: I'm on drugs.
mr. r: Lets get chicken.
jr: How long have you lived in Oxford County?
mrs. r: I love this thing. Would anybody like one?
lulu: Are you Jenny Johnson from NECN? You're so hot.
jr: Moving on... It seems that, as a family, you are completely unpredictable. Apparently this was caused by an accident. Mrs. Random, can you tell us what happened?
mrs. r: Isn't this the pine tree state?
mr. r: Tell her about the new camper.
lulu: Want some gum Jenny?
jr: No thank you Lulu. Aaron do you remember the accident?
aaron: Bob's Discount Furniture.
mr r: Say Julie, Got food in your transmitter?
jr: Fascinating... Next up we're on location in Jackman, Maine for a ride in a truck with a very unusual feature.
mrs. r: Loopy soupy loopy do. Loopy do. Soupy sue.